The Heide Show

The Fake Unibrow Show

The Heide Show — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:23:05 GMT

On this November 21st episode of The Heide Show... Heide welcomes Mikey of The Mikey Mix http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-mikey-mix, and busts her interview cherry with filmmaker Todd Jones. Check out the trailer for Todd's movie "Throws of Passion" on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMCriqUpmM Schnikes' (aka Mike Esparza) art gets some internet attention, wonderbros.com ; Where the Wild Things Are; Oprah's awful ass; Heide's beer store guy; Mafia Wars; Cockney calls in with a cast of characters from Slade Hall including the very gifted poet, Matt Panesh who can be found at http://www.myspace.com/mattpaneshpoetry and also TheMonkeyPoet.com ; Mouse in Heide's house; Mikey's stinky baby; weird news; Heide's bday recap; Eggo shortage; Us Weekly Stars of the Year quiz; first concerts; concerts on drugs; Beer Bear of Dude_N_Nems calls in and does a great Cockney Tony impression. Check out his show on http://livestream.com/xtremeliveradio ; oh, and fetus killing powder. Good luck.

Mostly Rape Tunnel Show

The Heide Show — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:27:36 GMT

I don't even know what to tell you. At least it's a mercifully short 2 hours this time. October 17th Heide Show: If we pooped pellets; Cockney's friend Kristen or Christian or Watoo; Balloon Boy's music video;Yankees in ALCS; Feety Jammies; who will piss on Heide?; Rape Tunnel; The Mikey Mix; Mr. Deej's Movie Review; Gardasil risks; Heide retells the trapped penis story because she was too drunk last time to remember telling it. Heide Show is your air. Tell me, how you gonna breathe with no air?

The Heide and Mikey Show

The Heide Show — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:31:34 GMT

On this September 26th episode of The Heide Show, Heide is joined in studio by her old pal Mikey. It's his first internet radio experience and he knocks it out of the park, despite Cockney's attempts to derail the show at every turn. Audio quality sucks...you will not be tested on this material. Check out Mikey's show on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-mikey-mix Though it's often noted that the show degrades with increased alcohol content, this one is just ridiculous. News stories right up through the fourth hour, but it's okay to just stop listening at some point. Don't say I didn't warn you. TOPICS, YO: Aciphex or ASS FX; no to Gardasil; Ron & Fez event at Stout NYC; Cockney's not coming to NY; Sean Kingston: retarded?; sex with dolphins; Emo Holocaust Jew Poetry Corner; Mr. Deej's Movie Recap; Cockney's hang up game; Bored To Death better for potheads; Beatles Rock Band; Steve Irwin's ghost appears; Tunnel people in Vegas; Old Ruffian toilet beer; Mikey's burn victim story; trapped penis freed by S&R team; Octomom update; Heide vents.

The Fake Mustache Show

The Heide Show — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:33:53 GMT

I know you can't see it, but Heide's wearing a fake mustache for this episode. There will be no question as to her sobriety, or lack thereof. August 29th, 2009. Very special guest star Cockney Tony skypes in from Manchester, England. Topics include: Barbie doll high jinks; German toilets; voicemails from Cockney and Mr. Deej; willy nilly listener banning; Heide gets really pissed off at Cockney; roaches are freaky; PS3 Slim and Wii; Anti-Muslim hate crime on Long Island; first date car-jack; DJ AM dies; Oasis break-up; Heide dreams of playing bass; glass banned in British bars; too many area codes these days; online dating experiences; Heide's trip to the new Yankee Stadium. It gets bad toward the end. Possibly the most drunk Heide has been on the air to date, but really nothing compared to the next show to be posted. You only tell me you love me because you love me.

It Feels So Good in My Hood Tonight

The Heide Show — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:57:18 GMT

On this August 22nd episode of The Heide Show: Livevideo nonsense; Douchecast Bar Night; Cockney Tony skypes in; peeing all over the house; Heide's mother's kefir; Rooster skypes in; Stephon Marbury weed confession; Voicemails from Emo Tony and Mr. Deej; Cockney recommends "Human Traffic"; Ashley on Entourage; District 9 vs. Dead Alive; Heide's over Anna Paquin; sex with the undead...necrophelia? You decide; Nobody will pee on Heide. Listen in wonderment.

Columbian Sleeping Sickness Show

The Heide Show — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:32:27 GMT

August 1st, 2009 episode of The Heide Show. Topics: Heide is sober and has the Columbian sleeping sickness; Australia woman rescued after a week in her bathroom; AR Karaoke Party; What Heide is reading; Kurasawa marathon update; Pat Dixon's new cd "Goodbye Forever, Fatty" www.comedianpatdixon.com ; Heide's dream life; The State; Arturo Gatti suicide; beer summit b.s.; Cockney skypes in; Sikh soldiers to take over guard at Buckingham Palace; Skype to shut down?; In Bruges was awesome. She's sober. She's sleepy. She loves you.

Really Bad News

The Heide Show — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:12:27 GMT

Half a show, July 25th, 2009. Begins and ends abruptly. Stupid Heide screwed up the recording and lost some of the best Cockney babble ever heard. Conversely, some of the most obnoxious Cockney Tony meanness can be heard in the first 10 minutes of this awful show. So, obviously, Cockney Tony skypes in. Recap voicemails. Bullshit.

Too Old To Tweet

The Heide Show — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:45:52 GMT

July 11th Heide Show featuring Cockney Tony and Rooster on Skype and Cris from www.cringehumor.net in studio. On this episode of The Heide Show: Heide's annoying new toy microphone; Cockney on the sober wagon; Leslie Mann; Heide doesn't understand Twitter; Lindsay Lohan is a big zero; Partying Episcopal Priest; voicemail FAIL; Boxer Arturo Gatti found dead; Cris and Cockney talk soccer/football; www.thebjradioshow.com talks about Shaq's cock; Happy Birthday to JenJen Fukker; Tim Horton's comes to NYC. Neat lil' show. Feel the hum.

Goodbye, Old Friend

The Heide Show — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:37:59 GMT

June 27, 2009 show. Wow. The raw audio was a good six hours, cut down to under 5. Good luck with this one. Lots of good content mixed in with Cockney and Heide banter that seems to never end. Pre-show with Cockney Tony movie reviews; Heide ignores Michael Jackson's death and buys a new TV; mosquito alarms; Ed McMahon and Farah Fawcett remembered; Eastenders chat; Courtney Love looks like hell again; everybody's mom on Facebook; Buzz Aldren Rap; wankers in chat; crazy Long Island girls; USA! USA!; Secret Life of the American Teenager "sex" count; voicemails; Mr. Deej's Recap. Heide speaks with Cockney's flat mate, Mucka, about his great internet idea... www.charity-engine.org Check it out! We degenerate into post show musical nonsense that usually only the die-hard live listeners get to hear. This show may take you several days to get through.

Say "Job Job"

The Heide Show — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:44:26 GMT

"Chaos Cris" from www.cringehumor.net in studio on the whore mic. On this show: US Open; Balls on the Wall Street bull; Heide recaps Friday night with Amir ElSaffar: www.amirelsaffar.com ; Cris recaps Knight Rider; Emo Tony B recaps Top Chef Masters on Bravo; Mr Deej recaps Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li; Cringe Humor news; Cockney Tony calls in; Evening with Kevin Smith at Carnegie Hall; Artie Lang blows up the Joe Buck Live Show on HBO; Lily Tomlin cursing out the I Heart Huckabees director, David O. Russell; Cockney wants you to say "job job"; Eastenders recap; Chatroom mods go ban-crazy! Listen to the show but don't type in caps. You'll get banned.

Beer In the Board Show

The Heide Show — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:45:47 GMT

On this June 12th, 2009 episode of The Heide Show: Heide welcomes the new Karpf baby to the world; 24 Season 8 news! Heide's combination skin; millionth word commonly used in the English language; Flip UltraHD videocamera issues; Emo Poetry Corner; Cool new thing, Poken; Ryan Report, Heide screams about Catholics; no one ever gets kicked out of the chatroom; No Pants Show; Lady who missed Air France flight dies following week; Heide can't J.O.; Food Party on IFC; Beer in the board; Corey's debut show drama; your voicemails; Cockney's muppet show intro; Heide objects to the term "holocaust deniers" being used so heavily in mainstream media. She screams, she spills beer in the board, she alienates Catholics and Jews. One of the best shows ever.

This Show Has Dumping Syndrome

The Heide Show — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:38:00 GMT

June 6th Heide Show. Heide gets on early in anticipation of the H.B.I. Topics: David Carradine murdered; Tyson's daughter dies; Heide's episode explained as "dumping syndrome"; email from Heather the Lesbian; French Legion of Honor ceremony; Rum in a bucket; Dangermouse; Tsimfuckis, Tsimfuckis, Tsimfuckis; Eminem's new album; voicemails; Mr. Deej's Recap call; White Castle Pulled Pork Sandwich ad; Guy gives Furries a bad name; Der Weinerschnitzel; "This Is Serious." Nice lil' show.

Merns Vernus

The Heide Show — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:29:01 GMT

Hopefully this is the last of the overmodulated effed up recordings I will post. Just a total abortion of a radio show. I won't even bother with a summary. Drunk. 'Nuff said.

Cockney Will Never Be Blocked

The Heide Show — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:19:19 GMT

May 23rd Memorial Show! Heide blows up a chatroom like nobody's business for like the last half hour of the show. It's pretty freakin funny. Unfortunately, the audio on this show is completely effed for some reason. Sorry for that. Featured topics include: Heide's new blonde hair; Gay Town, USA; World Turtle Day and all things turtle related; Mr. Deej's 24 Finale Recap; Emo Tony B's Future Weapons Recap; Memorial Day dedication to Heide's uncle; Heide's cous cous episode; Chinese guy gets pushed off ledge; Albuquerque mom kills son twice; six year old drives dad's truck; Alaska cracks down on bear feeding. Over-modulated nonsense for your ears!

Not-So-Awesome Auger

The Heide Show — Wed, 27 May 2009 22:47:43 GMT

May 16th Heide Show features topics: Billy Mays is a big liar; Kiefer Sutherland - badboy grandpa; Mr. Deej's 24 Recap; Emo Tony's Black Snake Moan Recap and Emo Tony's Sober Spectrum; Maggie, Heide's bulimic cat; Heide freaks out over effed up 911 operator; marijuana vending machine; Heide spends time in the mental hospital; Emo Poetry Corner; Corey calls in. Hang in there for the big surprise ending.