The Heide Show

Heide Has No Schtick

The Heide Show — Thu, 14 May 2009 02:28:43 GMT

May 2nd 2009, Solo girl on mic action. This episode of the Heide Show brings you: Emo Poetry Corner; Corey's pee story; Mr. Deej's 24 Recap; Kelly McGillis...GAY; Lesbians don't trust Heide; Windsor Castle Lawn Sex; Hate Crimes Exception List; Denise Richards butchers Take Me Out To the Ballgame; Julia Roberts Droppin F-Bombs; Throws of Passion on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMCriqUpmM); Mike'd Up; Air Force 1 Photo Shoot; bulletproof bra; What does AR stand for?

April 25th After Show

The Heide Show — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 02:22:18 GMT

That's right, kiddies! Bonus for YOU. Good ol' drunken aftershow nonsense. Brought to you as a special gift. You can keep it in your pocket.

Story Time with Heide!

The Heide Show — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:17:41 GMT

Heide returns from Ohio with stories! Corey in studio. Featured on this episode: Corey's new whistle; we need a new intro; Bea Arthur dies; communication breakdown; the return of angry Heide; Heide's boobs hurt rul rul bad; Heide's 'roid rage; infant attends Wilco concert; voicemails; Mr. Deej's 24 Recap; Corey's hurt feelings; chatroom race war; Emo Tony B is prejudiced against everyone; The Duder Show. Call 631-576-4774 with your suggestions for our new intro.

The Heider and Duder Show

The Heide Show — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:29:33 GMT

Corey back in studio as eye-candy for this installment of The Heide Show. Topics include: Iron Mule Comedy Film Festival recap (www.ironmulenyc.com); Heide lies about plans to "show"; Obama Fried Chicken; Mr. Deej's 24 Recap; voicemail; woman marries Eiffel Tower. After that, the show basically degenerates into white russian drunkenness, without a proper ending. Podcast to cut to.

This Is An Amateur Show

The Heide Show — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:11:31 GMT

Just in case there was any question of my professionalism. Don't be confused. I am an amateur. Episode..12, is it? mm. Solo Heide show cause she kicked Corey out of the studio for shitting on the couch. Heide babbles about: Earth Hour; safe cig; Obama thinks internet users are predominantly stoners; retarded fight club; Heide's dream; NBC Titty article; Mr. Deej's 24 Recap; Ashley Judd in-her-day; Emo Poetry Corner; Heide's childhood Little House on the Prairie daydream; Highway to Heaven, Quantum Leap, and Journeyman; death bed confession; Heather, the girl with arms; how gay is Heide?; GPS leads man to cliff edge; 911 call from bitten man; Shamwow guy likes straight sex. This show may cause anal leakage.

Heide Screws Up Again

The Heide Show — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:26:23 GMT

So the first hour and a half of the show didn't get recorded, and the rest of it, which you see here, has some audio issues. It's a learning process. Heide welcomes Corey back to the studio. Topics covered include but are not limited to: CSB bankrupt, NY's bedbug infestation, bestiality, stone-throwing chimp, Howie Mandell, shape-shifting Nigerian, Indian frog wedding, Spank the Monkey, Mr. Deej's 24 Recap, Daniel Johnston, Watchmen, Malin Akerman, genital wax ban, Z morning zoo, Corey orates on the future of radio. Also, check out www.livevideo.com/liveshow/heideshow for video clips from the show!

It's the Heide and Corey Show!

The Heide Show — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:09:47 GMT

Episode 10 of The Heide Show features Corey (wookietv) in studio with his inhaler on whore mic. Topics: Heide is an internet jerk, Iron Mule Comedy Film Festival in NYC, Corey's quest for affordable salvia, cat in a bong, ANTM recap, world's longest fingernails, Corey's Dollar Store Seizure, WPIX News at 10, Chimp attack victim update, Mr. Deej's 24 Recap, McNugget 911, Emo Poetry Corner, M.I.A.'s baby is not Ickett, Octomom 911 call, and to top it all off...the kids smoke salvia on the show. Hang in, we'll get you there.

The Happy Heide Gin Show

The Heide Show — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 03:05:37 GMT

Episode 9 went smashingly well, if I do say so. Mwah ha. Topics include but are not limited to: Oscar reviews, sweaty armpits, emails, Obama remix, bulletproof weave, Emo Poetry Corner, voicemails, Mr. Deej's 24 Recap, Octo-mom porn, and Tanya Harding's HBO Real Sports interview. Gin slurpin hilarity! DOWNLOAD NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!

The Fever and Headache Show

The Heide Show — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:39:03 GMT

Episode 8 of The Heide Show! Heide reads email, Chimp attack and NY Post editorial comic, Heide disses podcasters, Mr. Deej's 24 Recap, Emo Poetry Corner, Alfie the 13 year old dad, drunk driver pisses himself, Rape Story Corner, Heide hates Comics Unleashed and thinks Letterman is dying of lung cancer, Dr. Phil shocked at people's hatred for octo-mom, Carson Daly - "back in the day." Listen to Heide huff and puff. She also sings to you.

EFF THIS SHOW!

The Heide Show — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:43:17 GMT

This is actually episode 7. Episode 6 will be posted later with a disclaimer and will heretofore be referred to as "The Static Show." This Heide Show features talk about The Brown Bunny, Joachin Phoenix on Letterman, voicemails, 24 recap, movie remakes, Emo Poetry Corner, Heide's drug poems, David the Dentist Kid/Christian Bale mashup, annoying Survivor reject Carolina, favorite Ween songs, road test stories, and whore single moms. Heide rants, she rambles, she mutters incoherently.

Nineties Clothing Fads Were Just Plain Wrong

The Heide Show — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:07:59 GMT

Episode 5 of The Heide Show began, again, with technical issues but we worked through that stuff, yo. Topics include, but are not limited to; BROWSER CHAT! Heide's insomnia, the redundancy of the official website, plugging friends' shows...FUN! Heide stinks at live interviews, run-in with Renee Zellweger, Heide's NOT a Nazi, octuplet nonsense, voicemails, 24 recap, Heide's top five current and top five all-time favorite tv shows, movie reviews: Jade and Reign Over Me, look back at the blue jeans of the nineties, Champion sweatshirts, and old school WWF.

MY SHOW! MY RULES!

The Heide Show — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:06:09 GMT

No one will ever hear the original first ten minutes or so of this episode of The Heide Show. Skype issues still not resolved, and Stickam taking a major crap, Heide managed to get the live show launched on LiveVideo. On this show Heide talks about nothing, plays voicemails, Fringe is great, Previously on 24, Davey and Goliath are xenophobes, President Obama using tricky semantics to fool our asses. Oh and plenty of ums and uhhhs. Sweet.

No...I Do Not "Show"

The Heide Show — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 05:16:10 GMT

A nice little radio show falls prey to a jealous feline's machinations. A wet laptop means technical issues abound, but Heide works through it. She introduced Skype calls into the mix, which added an abysmal failure to the already plagued show. YAY! On this third volume of The Heide Show...Heide rants about American Express, the laptop acts up, voicemails from Tony B and Jackie B, Cockney Tony calls in live, first live call and first live hang up, "24 Talk," Heide wants to see Agent Walker in a bra and panties, the US Air crash into the Hudson River, Bloomberg's ghhhheeyyyy ass, stories about some retarded freaks in Heide's life, and a live performance of "On the Good Ship Pee Pee Hole." Funny show.

Heide's Flying Solo

The Heide Show — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 02:13:38 GMT

Here is the second official Heide Show, but really a first in many ways. Heide got the home studio up and running and managed a live show all by her widdle self. Topics include comparing The Curious Case of Benjamin Button to Forrest Gump, Anne Hathaway's awkward acceptance speech at The Critics Choice Awards, Asher Roth is not the "NEXT GREAT WHITE RAPPER" and Heide's second mic is a whore.