The Heide Show

On this September 26th episode of The Heide Show, Heide is joined in studio by her old pal Mikey. It's his first internet radio experience and he knocks it out of the park, despite Cockney's attempts to derail the show at every turn. Audio quality sucks...you will not be tested on this material. Check out Mikey's show on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-mikey-mix

Though it's often noted that the show degrades with increased alcohol content, this one is just ridiculous. News stories right up through the fourth hour, but it's okay to just stop listening at some point. Don't say I didn't warn you.

TOPICS, YO:

Aciphex or ASS FX; no to Gardasil; Ron & Fez event at Stout NYC; Cockney's not coming to NY; Sean Kingston: retarded?; sex with dolphins; Emo Holocaust Jew Poetry Corner; Mr. Deej's Movie Recap; Cockney's hang up game; Bored To Death better for potheads; Beatles Rock Band; Steve Irwin's ghost appears; Tunnel people in Vegas; Old Ruffian toilet beer; Mikey's burn victim story; trapped penis freed by S&R team; Octomom update; Heide vents.

I know you can't see it, but Heide's wearing a fake mustache for this episode. There will be no question as to her sobriety, or lack thereof.

August 29th, 2009. Very special guest star Cockney Tony skypes in from Manchester, England.

Topics include:
Barbie doll high jinks; German toilets; voicemails from Cockney and Mr. Deej; willy nilly listener banning; Heide gets really pissed off at Cockney; roaches are freaky; PS3 Slim and Wii; Anti-Muslim hate crime on Long Island; first date car-jack; DJ AM dies; Oasis break-up; Heide dreams of playing bass; glass banned in British bars; too many area codes these days; online dating experiences; Heide's trip to the new Yankee Stadium.

It gets bad toward the end. Possibly the most drunk Heide has been on the air to date, but really nothing compared to the next show to be posted.

You only tell me you love me because you love me.

On this August 22nd episode of The Heide Show:

Livevideo nonsense; Douchecast Bar Night; Cockney Tony skypes in; peeing all over the house; Heide's mother's kefir; Rooster skypes in; Stephon Marbury weed confession; Voicemails from Emo Tony and Mr. Deej; Cockney recommends "Human Traffic"; Ashley on Entourage; District 9 vs. Dead Alive; Heide's over Anna Paquin; sex with the undead...necrophelia? You decide; Nobody will pee on Heide.

Listen in wonderment.

August 1st, 2009 episode of The Heide Show.

Topics:
Heide is sober and has the Columbian sleeping sickness; Australia woman rescued after a week in her bathroom; AR Karaoke Party; What Heide is reading; Kurasawa marathon update; Pat Dixon's new cd "Goodbye Forever, Fatty" www.comedianpatdixon.com ; Heide's dream life; The State; Arturo Gatti suicide; beer summit b.s.; Cockney skypes in; Sikh soldiers to take over guard at Buckingham Palace; Skype to shut down?; In Bruges was awesome.

She's sober. She's sleepy. She loves you.

Half a show, July 25th, 2009.
Begins and ends abruptly.

Stupid Heide screwed up the recording and lost some of the best Cockney babble ever heard.
Conversely, some of the most obnoxious Cockney Tony meanness can be heard in the first 10 minutes of this awful show.

So, obviously, Cockney Tony skypes in. Recap voicemails. Bullshit.

July 11th Heide Show featuring Cockney Tony and Rooster on Skype and Cris from www.cringehumor.net in studio.

On this episode of The Heide Show:
Heide's annoying new toy microphone; Cockney on the sober wagon; Leslie Mann; Heide doesn't understand Twitter; Lindsay Lohan is a big zero; Partying Episcopal Priest; voicemail FAIL; Boxer Arturo Gatti found dead; Cris and Cockney talk soccer/football; www.thebjradioshow.com talks about Shaq's cock; Happy Birthday to JenJen Fukker; Tim Horton's comes to NYC.

Neat lil' show. Feel the hum.

June 27, 2009 show.

Wow. The raw audio was a good six hours, cut down to under 5. Good luck with this one. Lots of good content mixed in with Cockney and Heide banter that seems to never end.

Pre-show with Cockney Tony movie reviews; Heide ignores Michael Jackson's death and buys a new TV; mosquito alarms; Ed McMahon and Farah Fawcett remembered; Eastenders chat; Courtney Love looks like hell again; everybody's mom on Facebook; Buzz Aldren Rap; wankers in chat; crazy Long Island girls; USA! USA!; Secret Life of the American Teenager "sex" count; voicemails; Mr. Deej's Recap. Heide speaks with Cockney's flat mate, Mucka, about his great internet idea... www.charity-engine.org
Check it out!

We degenerate into post show musical nonsense that usually only the die-hard live listeners get to hear. This show may take you several days to get through.

"Chaos Cris" from www.cringehumor.net in studio on the whore mic.

On this show: US Open; Balls on the Wall Street bull; Heide recaps Friday night with Amir ElSaffar: www.amirelsaffar.com ; Cris recaps Knight Rider; Emo Tony B recaps Top Chef Masters on Bravo; Mr Deej recaps Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li; Cringe Humor news; Cockney Tony calls in; Evening with Kevin Smith at Carnegie Hall; Artie Lang blows up the Joe Buck Live Show on HBO; Lily Tomlin cursing out the I Heart Huckabees director, David O. Russell; Cockney wants you to say "job job"; Eastenders recap; Chatroom mods go ban-crazy!

Listen to the show but don't type in caps. You'll get banned.

On this June 12th, 2009 episode of The Heide Show:

Heide welcomes the new Karpf baby to the world; 24 Season 8 news! Heide's combination skin; millionth word commonly used in the English language; Flip UltraHD videocamera issues; Emo Poetry Corner; Cool new thing, Poken; Ryan Report, Heide screams about Catholics; no one ever gets kicked out of the chatroom; No Pants Show; Lady who missed Air France flight dies following week; Heide can't J.O.; Food Party on IFC; Beer in the board; Corey's debut show drama; your voicemails; Cockney's muppet show intro; Heide objects to the term "holocaust deniers" being used so heavily in mainstream media.

She screams, she spills beer in the board, she alienates Catholics and Jews.
One of the best shows ever.

June 6th Heide Show. Heide gets on early in anticipation of the H.B.I.

Topics: David Carradine murdered; Tyson's daughter dies; Heide's episode explained as "dumping syndrome"; email from Heather the Lesbian; French Legion of Honor ceremony; Rum in a bucket; Dangermouse; Tsimfuckis, Tsimfuckis, Tsimfuckis; Eminem's new album; voicemails; Mr. Deej's Recap call; White Castle Pulled Pork Sandwich ad; Guy gives Furries a bad name; Der Weinerschnitzel; "This Is Serious."

Nice lil' show.

Hopefully this is the last of the overmodulated effed up recordings I will post.
Just a total abortion of a radio show.
I won't even bother with a summary.
Drunk. 'Nuff said.

May 23rd Memorial Show!
Heide blows up a chatroom like nobody's business for like the last half hour of the show. It's pretty freakin funny.
Unfortunately, the audio on this show is completely effed for some reason. Sorry for that.

Featured topics include: Heide's new blonde hair; Gay Town, USA; World Turtle Day and all things turtle related; Mr. Deej's 24 Finale Recap; Emo Tony B's Future Weapons Recap; Memorial Day dedication to Heide's uncle; Heide's cous cous episode; Chinese guy gets pushed off ledge; Albuquerque mom kills son twice; six year old drives dad's truck; Alaska cracks down on bear feeding.

Over-modulated nonsense for your ears!

May 16th Heide Show features topics:

Billy Mays is a big liar; Kiefer Sutherland - badboy grandpa; Mr. Deej's 24 Recap; Emo Tony's Black Snake Moan Recap and Emo Tony's Sober Spectrum; Maggie, Heide's bulimic cat; Heide freaks out over effed up 911 operator; marijuana vending machine; Heide spends time in the mental hospital; Emo Poetry Corner; Corey calls in.

Hang in there for the big surprise ending.

May 2nd 2009, Solo girl on mic action.

This episode of the Heide Show brings you:
Emo Poetry Corner; Corey's pee story; Mr. Deej's 24 Recap; Kelly McGillis...GAY; Lesbians don't trust Heide; Windsor Castle Lawn Sex; Hate Crimes Exception List; Denise Richards butchers Take Me Out To the Ballgame; Julia Roberts Droppin F-Bombs; Throws of Passion on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMCriqUpmM); Mike'd Up; Air Force 1 Photo Shoot; bulletproof bra; What does AR stand for?

That's right, kiddies! Bonus for YOU.

Good ol' drunken aftershow nonsense. Brought to you as a special gift. You can keep it in your pocket.

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