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The Fake Unibrow Show
December 01, 2009 08:27 PM PST
On this November 21st episode of The Heide Show...
Heide welcomes Mikey of The Mikey Mix http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-mikey-mix, and busts her interview cherry with filmmaker Todd Jones. Check out the trailer for Todd's movie "Throws of Passion" on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMCriqUpmM
Schnikes' (aka Mike Esparza) art gets some internet attention, wonderbros.com ; Where the Wild Things Are; Oprah's awful ass; Heide's beer store guy; Mafia Wars; Cockney calls in with a cast of characters from Slade Hall including the very gifted poet, Matt Panesh who can be found at
Good luck.Mostly Rape Tunnel Show
November 24, 2009 09:40 AM PST
I don't even know what to tell you. At least it's a mercifully short 2 hours this time.
October 17th Heide Show:
Heide Show is your air. Tell me, how you gonna breathe with no air?The Heide and Mikey Show
November 20, 2009 08:06 AM PST
On this September 26th episode of The Heide Show, Heide is joined in studio by her old pal Mikey. It's his first internet radio experience and he knocks it out of the park, despite Cockney's attempts to derail the show at every turn. Audio quality sucks...you will not be tested on this material. Check out Mikey's show on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-mikey-mix
Though it's often noted that the show degrades with increased alcohol content, this one is just ridiculous. News stories right up through the fourth hour, but it's okay to just stop listening at some point. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Aciphex or ASS FX; no to Gardasil; Ron & Fez event at Stout NYC; Cockney's not coming to NY; Sean Kingston: retarded?; sex with dolphins; Emo Holocaust Jew Poetry Corner; Mr. Deej's Movie Recap; Cockney's hang up game; Bored To Death better for potheads; Beatles Rock Band; Steve Irwin's ghost appears; Tunnel people in Vegas; Old Ruffian toilet beer; Mikey's burn victim story; trapped penis freed by S&R team; Octomom update; Heide vents.The Fake Mustache Show
October 15, 2009 02:59 PM PDT
I know you can't see it, but Heide's wearing a fake mustache for this episode. There will be no question as to her sobriety, or lack thereof.
August 29th, 2009. Very special guest star Cockney Tony skypes in from Manchester, England.
It gets bad toward the end. Possibly the most drunk Heide has been on the air to date, but really nothing compared to the next show to be posted.
You only tell me you love me because you love me.It Feels So Good in My Hood Tonight
October 14, 2009 06:57 PM PDT
On this August 22nd episode of The Heide Show:
Livevideo nonsense; Douchecast Bar Night; Cockney Tony skypes in; peeing all over the house; Heide's mother's kefir; Rooster skypes in; Stephon Marbury weed confession; Voicemails from Emo Tony and Mr. Deej; Cockney recommends "Human Traffic"; Ashley on Entourage; District 9 vs. Dead Alive; Heide's over Anna Paquin; sex with the undead...necrophelia? You decide; Nobody will pee on Heide.
Listen in wonderment.Columbian Sleeping Sickness Show
September 03, 2009 10:40 AM PDT
August 1st, 2009 episode of The Heide Show.
She's sober. She's sleepy. She loves you.Really Bad News
August 24, 2009 12:26 PM PDT
Half a show, July 25th, 2009.
Stupid Heide screwed up the recording and lost some of the best Cockney babble ever heard.
So, obviously, Cockney Tony skypes in. Recap voicemails. Bullshit.Too Old To Tweet
July 29, 2009 03:52 PM PDT
July 11th Heide Show featuring Cockney Tony and Rooster on Skype and Cris from www.cringehumor.net in studio.
On this episode of The Heide Show:
Neat lil' show. Feel the hum.
Goodbye, Old Friend
July 23, 2009 11:45 AM PDT
June 27, 2009 show.
Wow. The raw audio was a good six hours, cut down to under 5. Good luck with this one. Lots of good content mixed in with Cockney and Heide banter that seems to never end.
Pre-show with Cockney Tony movie reviews; Heide ignores Michael Jackson's death and buys a new TV; mosquito alarms; Ed McMahon and Farah Fawcett remembered; Eastenders chat; Courtney Love looks like hell again; everybody's mom on Facebook; Buzz Aldren Rap; wankers in chat; crazy Long Island girls; USA! USA!; Secret Life of the American Teenager "sex" count; voicemails; Mr. Deej's Recap. Heide speaks with Cockney's flat mate, Mucka, about his great internet idea... www.charity-engine.org
We degenerate into post show musical nonsense that usually only the die-hard live listeners get to hear. This show may take you several days to get through.
Say "Job Job"
June 29, 2009 09:14 PM PDT
"Chaos Cris" from www.cringehumor.net in studio on the whore mic.
On this show: US Open; Balls on the Wall Street bull; Heide recaps Friday night with Amir ElSaffar: www.amirelsaffar.com ; Cris recaps Knight Rider; Emo Tony B recaps Top Chef Masters on Bravo; Mr Deej recaps Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li; Cringe Humor news; Cockney Tony calls in; Evening with Kevin Smith at Carnegie Hall; Artie Lang blows up the Joe Buck Live Show on HBO; Lily Tomlin cursing out the I Heart Huckabees director, David O. Russell; Cockney wants you to say "job job"; Eastenders recap; Chatroom mods go ban-crazy!
Listen to the show but don't type in caps. You'll get banned.
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